Brian Fairbairn and Karl Eccleston, a Sydney-based film-making duo, made this short film "Skwerl" in a fake language that is supposed to imitate what English sounds like to foreigners.
Check it out, it's a trip.
The speaking starts about 30 seconds into the movie:
The couple is played by Fiona Pepper and Thom Jordan.
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